My little brat.
The Eric Andre Show though.
Successfully being hungover, eating pizza, and hiding out in my room from the real world until I have to go to work.
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine and love life.– Zoe Saldana (via circusfolk)
in the past three days, i have memorized the shape of your lips and i haven’t picked up my pen while my notebook collected dust in the past three days, your fingers and my hair have become permanently tangled and i slept past noon despite the alarm ringing in my ears in the past three days, you have left me completely shaking and i didn’t bother leaving the house today and during these...
The greatest accomplishment I’ve made to date is spamming Katie’s timeline with Flocka.
Your kisses hold me hostage and I don’t wanna stop it.